“Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.”

“Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”

“Almost got hung once myself. Didn’t care for it much.”

“Tubas are for fat guys with pimples.”

“You’re nothing but a drifter who found a bag of mail.”

“Listen, I’m not joking. This is my job!”

“I got dragged into this gig kicking and screaming, and now it’s the only thing I want to do.”

“I smell ice cream.”

“We don’t have to leave the Goondocks!”

“Goonies never say die!”

“You idiot you glued it on upside down.”

“What did you ever do to change the world?”

“Why not? I’d be too frightened. God knows what parts of me you’d steal. I’d wake up with all sorts of things missing.”

“Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw ‘er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats.”

“First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.”

“May I have ten thousand marbles, please?”

“Hey, you guys!”

“Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.”

“Seven years of college down the drain.”

“I know you. You’re… famous.”

“Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here.”

“Lord… whatever I’ve done to p— you off… if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation.”

“You thought that was fast? I thought it was fast.”

“I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.”

“Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.”

“They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal!”

“How ’bout me, cookie? You better than me?”

“I don’t want to spend my life making a living, Neale. I want to spend my life making a life … A life that makes a difference … A life that is built on love and compassion.”

“You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket.”

“We are your symphony Mr. Holland. We are the melodies and the notes of your opus. We are the music of your life.”

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

“The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.”

“How about electric guitar? Well, this is a marching band. The extension cord will kill us.”

“You’re no general. You’re not even a good painter.”

“Well, you can’t know. Not until you look at a dumpster. But when you climb into that thing for the first time and you pull those newspapers over you, that’s when you know you’ve messed your life up. Somebody comes along like your son, and gives me a leg up, I’ll take it. Even from a kid, I’ll take it.”

“You guys playing cards?”

“Because they might have daddy longlegs and um … dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS!”

“Thank you, sir! May I have another?”

“If he tries to shake us down, we kill him. Period. We make it fun, but we kill him! End of story.”

“It’s wet, ain’t it? Drink it!”

“You always want to invest in things people can’t do without. Water and cemeteries… pretty safe bets.”

“Yeah, I know. You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I’m gonna find a nice piece of swamp that’s so God-awful, maybe then you’ll leave us the hell alone.”

“I’m a zit. Get it?”

“I don’t enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I’m addicted to it.”

“Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.”

“A cool breeze, a softball game, and two women falling in love.”